As soon as our Caterpillar recreational basketball league started, our team discussed our most important strategy: what dance we would do after we hit a shot. Most guys went with the Discount Double-Check (dick riders). Being a Bears fan, I chose not to ride the Aaron Rodgers wave and settled on the Clark Kent (check the jump).
Two months later, our record is a dismal 3-10, our team is fracturing faster than Greg Oden, and we're looking ahead to softball season. But the celebrations haven't quit. There's been no sign of the DD-C, but me and my boy Thomas have taken to doing the Carlos Boozer yell (see below) after a big play. So that got me to thinking: what are the best NBA celebrations in the game right now? Don't worry, that's what we're here for at LitCS.
I want to yell "Grab that shit", but I think I'd get ejected.
10. The Blank Look (Blake Griffin)
What really needs to be said after you dunk on Kendrick Perkins' entire family tree?
9. The....What Is He Doing? (Russell Westbrook)
I'm never really sure what Russell Westbrook is on when he's dunking, but I need some of it. I'd get so much more work done. Or I'd just destroy things.
8. The Chest Pound/Sneer (Derrick Rose, Kevin Durant)
The face that says, "Get off my court, I'm king of this jungle." Or maybe he means "George of the Jungle".
7. The "Kobe Face" (Kobe Bryant)
If Kobe weren't so damn clutch in the late stages, I'd say he has a toothache.
6. The Step Over (Dwyane Wade via Allen Iverson)
There is nothing more disrespectful than stepping over the body of a fallen opponent. Where have you gone, Tyronn Lue?
What could be in the top 5? Look for the remainder of the list tomorrow night. Feel free to post videos of your favorite moves at the Life in the Cheap Seats group on Facebook.
JS
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