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Monday, January 2, 2012

Voices from the Cheap Seats: Mike Martz's Monstrous Mistakes

Jon Peterlin, of the Fabulous Bowling Peterlins, is a 2007 graduate of Chicago's Brother Rice High School and a Communications major at Lindenwood University. He's also a Bears fan, which means his winter has been a bit more frosty than for others, notwithstanding the weather. His mother, LaVeda Peterlin, contributed a piece while on a journey to Daytona International Speedway back in February. Here's Jon's thoughts on the ongoing love saga...I mean, tumultuous tenure of Bears offensive coordinator Mike Martz.

It takes a lot to get Lovie Smith genuinely angry. The Chicago Bears head coach is usually the most optimistic and positive person around, and until the Bears recent five-game losing streak, he had all the right to be.

When asked if he would bring back offensive coordinator Mike Martz, we saw an angry Lovie Smith quickly lash out: "What kind of question is that, anyway, at this time? What kind of question is that? Why would you ask a question like that anyway?"

This outburst stems from rumors that Martz is on his way out of Chicago after his contract expires at the end of the season. My question is simple: have the Bears dug themselves a hole they can’t get out of with Mike Martz and his complicated offense?

The Martz effect

Jay Cutler is 28 years old and signed through 2013 with the Bears. This is important since Cutler is supposed to be hitting his peak as a quarterback and showed signs of being comfortable within Martz’s system before suffering a broken thumb against the Chargers. So do the Bears just let that go? Getting rid of Martz is a step back for an organization needs to redeem themselves to their loyal fan base with a competitive 2012. The Bears of the 90s are over. They can’t get away with being bad for years on end and going unrecognized anymore.

If the Bears do get rid of Martz at season's end it doesn’t fix the problems this offense already has. The offensive woes (21st in the league in scoring) can’t all be put on Martz. I can’t blame Martz for lack of depth at quarterback and running back. I certainly can’t blame Martz for having a receiving corps “ highlighted ” by a return-specialist-turned-failed-receiver in Devin Hester, everyone’s favorite "white guy with great concentration and focus ” in Dane Sanzenbacher, and a clown car full of other NFL castoffs. Johnny Knox and Earl Bennett are the only two I would put on a team as a serious receiver, but as of today they wouldn’t be a number one anywhere. I’m not even going to mention the offensive line and the game of position musical chairs they keep playing from week to week.

So what can I blame Martz for? How about not using the biggest pair of NFL tight ends in Kellen Davis and Matt Spaeth effectively? In Martz’s system the tight end is heavily used as a blocker, which is why the Bears got two tight ends that are 6’7. Makes sense, right? We’ll stick them on the end and just have these two mammoths as extra blockers. That’s all good, but why are you limiting yourself and wasting two players with great hands that can bulldoze anyone on the field and get wide open? If you had a stacked receiving core I would understand, but the Bears don’t. There were more wasted yards on what could’ve been big gains simply because he never adjusted his system to what the Bears are. 

I’m not sure Martz fully grasps that the Bears aren’t the ’99 Rams team he had so much success with. The Bears don’t have an Isaac Bruce or a Torry Holt at their disposal. The only real similarities between the two teams is between Marshall Faulk and Matt Forte. He turned Forte into a running back that could also be effective in his receiving game, just like what got Faulk elected into the Hall. Forte goes down, Martz is left shaking his head and looking for answers.

No defense like a great offense

Martz supporters would claim that an NFC Championship title game in his first year gets him more time with the Bears. I’m not buying it. The 2010 Bears would’ve gotten there with any offense. Their defense was just that good, period.

Martz’s 2010 offense ranked 30th and this years is 21st. It’s a big improvement, but in order for the Bears to be successful, he would need two more years of big jumps like that. With an aging defense that will see Brian Urlacher and Lance Briggs losing a few steps, and an unresolved safety situation, the years of good defense in Chicago are fading fast. Two of the top teams in the league right now, the Green Bay Packers and the New England Patriots, are the bottom two teams in defense entering the final week of the season. I think that alone speaks volumes for what a high powered offense can do for a team in today’s NFL.

So where do the Bears go from here? History would have us believe the front office sees Cutler’s last few games before getting injured as a sign that Martz and Cutler finally found rhythm and will inevitably ride that relationship out until Cutler’s contract is up in 2013. Hopefully this season and the few games the Bears suffered with Caleb Hanie taking the snaps taught them that small sample size shouldn’t be determines major organizational changes.

I’m fairly confident our time with Martz will be coming to an end soon. I honestly thought he would leave after last year and seek out a head coaching job, but stayed for what has turned out to be a devastating season and has expressed interest to stay longer if the Bears will have him. All we can do now is sit back and watch as the Bears are forced to gamble on a decision that they never should have put themselves into in the first place.

JP

Follow Jon on Twitter @JPeterlin. As always, see you in the cheap seats.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

The Day the Monsters Reawakened

Let's set the scene:

It's Monday, I'm sitting at home, wondering what to write/eat/watch on TV before I go in to another awful day of work. Then my roommate CRAW calls with news: he got two prime seats for tomorrow's Bradley game. I'm hopelessly excited to get the chance to see the College of Wooster in action, but then he tells me he's going to watch the Bears game.

I'm torn. I've been cheating on my boycott all season anyway, but as the only opponent to the Jerry Angelo Era, I can't be weak on this.

On the other hand, it's Bears-Eagles which not only means I'll get a chance to see Michael "Rottweiler" Vick, but I can finally do one of those Bill Simmons 'game diary' blogs. You know, the ones where he writes down what he's thinking at various times, makes fun of the refs, commercials, announcers and all that. Can't pass that up, right?

A stronger man would've done the right thing. Unfortunately, I haven't been to the gym in about five months. Here's a recap of last night's Chicago-Philly game:

First Quarter


14:54: First play from scrimmage: a Matt Forte run for seven yards. I imagine Mike Martz tied up in the coaches' box, screaming profanities.

12:22: Jay-Jay, inches from being sacked, throws off his back foot for a first down to Earl Bennett. Too stunned to cheer.

9:52: Forte stuffed for a two-yard loss. Uh oh, there's the first appearance of the Jay Cutler Face...
Can you believe Devin dropped another pass, ref? So unfair.

9:20: Hold on though! A touchdown pass to the "Tight End Not Named Greg Olsen" has the Bears up early. 12 plays, 79 yards and amazingly, 52 of those via the run. Martz is still yelling oaths through duct tape.

9:15: First appearance of my dog Vick (yes, there'll be more of those jokes). Robbie Gould puts the kickoff out of bounds, then quick Eagles first down. Bad sign?

6:39: Hmm, tipped pass. Thought Urlacher was getting too old, y'all?

6:30: Those military commercials feel so much less patriotic without the Hank Williams Jr. intro.

5:30: Another awkward pass to Not Greg Olsen. Now I'm getting intrigued.

5:15: And there's Stupid Penalty #1: 12 men in the huddle. Come on, man.

1:54: Jay ate his Wheaties today. He'll need it; Eagles have closed down the running lanes. By the way, how many times are Jaws and Jon going to sing the praises of Lance Louis tonight?

:51: You can tell the ESPN guys are waiting for Vick to get his inner greyhound on. So has all of football guys; nothing doing yet.

Second Quarter

15:00-3:52: Left the house and stopped at WacArnold's on the way to the bar. Not so bad, got to hear Jeff Joniak and Tom Thayer call the Major Wright interception. "And Vick's pass...IT'S PICKED OFF! Maaay-jor Wright!" I miss WBBM.
You, sir, are ridiculous.

3:30: Vick finally breaks a run! Too bad it's for two yards. So much for that aging Bears D.

1:51: CRAW on Devin Hester: "He's a runner, not a catcher." Very observant for someone who doesn't watch a lick of football.

1:38: Forte fumbles, Eagles run it in for a touchdown. Jay Cutler Face, Take 2.
Come on, Matt, you're on my fantasy team.

1:38: Thank goodness it's under two minutes in the first half, otherwise Lovie would challenge and lose a timeout.

1:34: Back-to-back offsides on Philly, then a false start on the Bears. Penalty score: 4-3 in favor of the Eagles.

1:00: Corey Graham said GIMME THAT BALL, BUDDY!

:50: How long has it been since Jay made a good throw? Years? Did those Wheaties wear off?

:43: Corey Graham's grown-man business,  a stupid Philly penalty and look at that—the Bears are on top at the half.

:32: Jeremy Maclin is ruining the Rottweiler's night. One catch, three drops.

0:00: Bears on top 17-10 at the break. The forced fumble was the quickest momentum shift I've seen since the Saints onside kick (sorry, Styx.)

Halftime notes


-It's a lot easier to watch "The Fastest 3 Minutes" with the sound off.

-More fun: watching the game at a hipster/non-sports bar. So far we've discussed inventing new drinks (look up a Georgia Moon), Jeff Bridges' incredibly scary voice, and the animosity between gays and bisexuals. Didn't even know about that.

Third Quarter


14:25: Two Vick runs and a first down to Brent Celek. Philly looking more like...well, Philly.


9:35: LeSean McCoy gets tired of Vick failing and makes the Bears look silly on a touchdown. Subsequently ESPN shows off their muscle by running a sports science highlight reel. I'm so sad that Disney owns everything Google doesn't.

8:10: Man, they still have Icy Hot commercials with Shaq in the fake Suns jersey?

7:25: Starting the "Pay Matt Forte" telethon. I think Bears' fans will be willing to donate...

7:24: ...Until he fumbles again! Thanks for that graphic about him not fumbling in over a year, guys!

6:25: Great, they just turned on the sound on the bar TV. Who's Jon Gruden going to jock today?

5:52: Two Cutler fumbles, two Philly scores. Wait, what? That wasn't Jay, that was Forte? Sorry, force of habit.

5:37: Jay Cutler Face #3 of the night as Roy Williams channels his inner Clifford Franklin.


First I was afraid, I was petrified...

2:53: CRAW and I have the following conversation:
C: Who's that dude with the long-ass name?
Me: Dominick Rodgers-Cromartie. He's like the fastest dude in football (oops, not true).
C: Is he the one they just did that highlight reel on?
Me: No, that was LeSean McCoy.
C: Then why the **** do I care about the other dude?

Again, doesn't watch a lick of football. He gets this game.

:30: They show a giant "THIRD DOWN" graphic on the stadium screen. Really, Philly? You need to be reminded what down it is?

:00: DWIGHT HOWARD! Now I really want Modern Warfare 3.

Fourth Quarter

14:56: It's official: Julius Peppers would be my first pick on my "professional players for pickup sports" team. For basketball and football. (LeBron is number two, then D-Rose.)

13:50: Bears draw Stupid Penalty #3 (holding), then Jay makes a ridiculous play to avoid a sack and gain positive yards. I'm actually cheering now, while the two hipster girls next to me make bored faces.

12:18: Fade route, TD, Earl Bennett! Jay does a half-Dougie before jogging to the sideline. No sign of the Face in at least 20 minutes.

12:18: This Droid Razr commercial is like the Immortals trailer: overhyped and saturating the airwaves. Makes me severely doubt the product.

11:38: Vick FINALLY starting to make plays. Jon Gruden FINALLY has a chance to dick-ride.

5:30: Uh oh, about time to head to work. Leave the bar to find I locked my keys in my car. Run down the street for my carpool without my proper work equipment, and I'm more concerned about the defense holding steady.

4:00: ESPN Mobile is terrible. Gould FG has Bears up by six. Is it Vick time?

1:39: Jeremy Maclin needs 10 yards on a fourth down; gets nine. Somewhere, JJ Stankevitz cries out in despair.

0:00: Bears hold on to win, 30-24! It's looking like another six-day week at work, but I'm just happy the Bears are a game back of the Lions for second place in the division. Jay-Jay outplayed Vick and Matt Forte got a chance to make something happen.

I suppose being steadfast and holding your ground is a bit overrated when it comes to boycotts. After all, someone will wise up and fire Jerry at the end of the season, right?

Unless....the Bears actually make the playoffs...
Hmmm, maybe I'll play consistently this year. Then Kristin will love me again.


See you in the cheap seats.

JS